Juno

This is a movie clip of my all time favorite movie, Juno!  One thing that would go into the script is that when Juno walks into the store, she gulps down the last of the Sunny D and throws it into a trash can.  When she walks inside, the man at the counter is fixing something, it is not clear what it is.  When Juno is in the bathroom later, when the camera gets a close up on her face, it is foreshadowing that something life-changing will happen to her (and it did).  The writer in the beginning could have mentioned that there were lots of items in the store- it was a drug store.  I love the dialouge between Juno and the man at the counter; it just shows what kind of a teenager Juno was and it helped her develop as a character throughout the whole movie.  Since Juno was the only main character here, the viewer got a good idea of who she was.

The Tree

The big, tall, proud tree

Sways all its leaves back and forth

It is the tree's dance.

Oh, the apple tree

Providing a juicy treat

On a summer day.

I've never climbed trees

It's something I never learned

When I was little.

National Get Rid of Homework Week

This holiday is all about celebrating being a kid.  Ever since we all started school, our lives have been engulfed with nothing but work, work, work.  Some of you may have forgotten what it's really like to be young and how to have fun.  We have all lost that sense of fun due to too much homework.

This started way back, many years ago, when parents of students banded together to protest.  It caught the attention of many people, all the way to the president himself.  He liked the idea so much, that he declared the second week in November National Get Rid of Homework Week.

How do people celebrate?  What is this holiday all about?  It's very simple, really.  What it all comes down to is that this holiday is for the kids.  It's a reward to them for working so hard during all of the school year.  It's a way of saying, "Hey.  You need a break.  Just go out and have fun."  The kids can go out and do whatever they please.  It's great for the kids to feel refreshed, and not feel stressed.  That's what this holiday is all about.

No More Cheese Pizza!

This law proposal is to ban all types of plain cheese pizza.  Cheese pizza is way too boring, and way to overrated.  If anybody is seen making or eating any sort of plain cheese pizza, the Pizza Busters will come and snatch the pizza.  There will be no way for anybody to get their hands on any sort of cheese pizza.  If someone was caught eating or making a cheese pizza, they would be arrested and sentenced to six months in jail.

Of course, since pizza is a food adored by all, one may still have the opportunity to eat a pizza.  There are a wide variety of styles of pizzas to chose from-anything from pepperoni pizza to an elaborate pesto veggie pizza.  The possibilities are endless.  Because of that, that gives one the opportunity to try and invent a new type of pizza on their own.

Outlawing cheese pizza will make our country a better place.  If people just eat cheese pizza all the time, people will think that America is a boring country.  But if we outlaw cheese pizza, it will bring this great country of ours even closer together.  It will add so much more diversity (as represented by the different types of meat and vegetables added).   So please, vote for this law; it will only make our country better.

Beware of the Puirel!

This is a puirel.  It is a combination between a squirrel and a panther.  This little guy is the usual size of a squirrel.  The fur color is always black, like a panther.  You can find this puirel anywhere, as long as it's a typical place for a squirrel or a panther to hang out.  You can find this guy scampering up and down trees, or perhaps you will find him lurking around deep in the forest.  Since this animal has the small sized body, like a squirrel, it is too small to hunt down and eat other animals, so it usually eats acorns.  But, when given an opportunity, it will never pass down an offer to eat another animal with other panthers.  These animals also prefer to live in trees, because of their size. Puirels are very vicious and very territorial about their space.  There have been some recorded deaths by a puirel attack.

A New You

Are you unsatisfied with your looks?  Do you wish you could be smarter?  Do you wish you could be another person?  Have no fear...  The Brain Transplant is here!  Now is your chance to get the perfect look that you have wanted for so long.  

How it Works:  Doctors will work to remove your brain.  Once it is removed, you will be given the choice of which body you would like.  There are opportunities to switch bodies if the first one is not a right fit for you.  There is a body for everybody.  If desired, you may choose to be in the body of a robot.  Presto!

Price: $800 for the brain transplant, and $200 to chose the body you desire.

Have a wonderful new life!

Thunderstorm

This is a picture of a thunderstorm.  The sky is a deep, dark, mysterious color.  It is changing from a light purple to a dark, rich purple.  You can see the treetops, which are black against the dark sky.  The leaves on the treetops make different shapes and lumps.  Spread out across the sky, there are several lightning flashes.  There are three lightning flashes which make up the main part of the picture.  The lightning flashes are like cracks of intense light on a wall, and the cracks are quickly spreading.  It looks almost as though the sky will rip apart and there will be nothing but a huge sheet of light.  Each lightning flash is more intense than the others.  The one going down the left side of the picture is the most dangerous one.  It is thick, like a stick, but has thinner "cracks" growing out of it.  The one on the right side is significantally thinner, and also has the cracks growing out of it.  The third one, is the smallest and thinnest one of all.  The lightning strikes are shedding a pink-white color light.