This is a puirel. It is a combination between a squirrel and a panther. This little guy is the usual size of a squirrel. The fur color is always black, like a panther. You can find this puirel anywhere, as long as it's a typical place for a squirrel or a panther to hang out. You can find this guy scampering up and down trees, or perhaps you will find him lurking around deep in the forest. Since this animal has the small sized body, like a squirrel, it is too small to hunt down and eat other animals, so it usually eats acorns. But, when given an opportunity, it will never pass down an offer to eat another animal with other panthers. These animals also prefer to live in trees, because of their size. Puirels are very vicious and very territorial about their space. There have been some recorded deaths by a puirel attack.
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Beware of the Puirel!
This is a puirel. It is a combination between a squirrel and a panther. This little guy is the usual size of a squirrel. The fur color is always black, like a panther. You can find this puirel anywhere, as long as it's a typical place for a squirrel or a panther to hang out. You can find this guy scampering up and down trees, or perhaps you will find him lurking around deep in the forest. Since this animal has the small sized body, like a squirrel, it is too small to hunt down and eat other animals, so it usually eats acorns. But, when given an opportunity, it will never pass down an offer to eat another animal with other panthers. These animals also prefer to live in trees, because of their size. Puirels are very vicious and very territorial about their space. There have been some recorded deaths by a puirel attack.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
A New You
Are you unsatisfied with your looks? Do you wish you could be smarter? Do you wish you could be another person? Have no fear... The Brain Transplant is here! Now is your chance to get the perfect look that you have wanted for so long.
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Price: $800 for the brain transplant, and $200 to chose the body you desire.
Have a wonderful new life!
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