National Get Rid of Homework Week

This holiday is all about celebrating being a kid.  Ever since we all started school, our lives have been engulfed with nothing but work, work, work.  Some of you may have forgotten what it's really like to be young and how to have fun.  We have all lost that sense of fun due to too much homework.

This started way back, many years ago, when parents of students banded together to protest.  It caught the attention of many people, all the way to the president himself.  He liked the idea so much, that he declared the second week in November National Get Rid of Homework Week.

How do people celebrate?  What is this holiday all about?  It's very simple, really.  What it all comes down to is that this holiday is for the kids.  It's a reward to them for working so hard during all of the school year.  It's a way of saying, "Hey.  You need a break.  Just go out and have fun."  The kids can go out and do whatever they please.  It's great for the kids to feel refreshed, and not feel stressed.  That's what this holiday is all about.

No More Cheese Pizza!

This law proposal is to ban all types of plain cheese pizza.  Cheese pizza is way too boring, and way to overrated.  If anybody is seen making or eating any sort of plain cheese pizza, the Pizza Busters will come and snatch the pizza.  There will be no way for anybody to get their hands on any sort of cheese pizza.  If someone was caught eating or making a cheese pizza, they would be arrested and sentenced to six months in jail.

Of course, since pizza is a food adored by all, one may still have the opportunity to eat a pizza.  There are a wide variety of styles of pizzas to chose from-anything from pepperoni pizza to an elaborate pesto veggie pizza.  The possibilities are endless.  Because of that, that gives one the opportunity to try and invent a new type of pizza on their own.

Outlawing cheese pizza will make our country a better place.  If people just eat cheese pizza all the time, people will think that America is a boring country.  But if we outlaw cheese pizza, it will bring this great country of ours even closer together.  It will add so much more diversity (as represented by the different types of meat and vegetables added).   So please, vote for this law; it will only make our country better.